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Torquemada, the infamous Grand Inquisitor of Spain, who was drunk with power and evil has been reincarnated. He now slithers the earth in the form of Joe Santiago, a man drunk with power and apples. In Newark Joe's nickname was “Santiablo,” a perverted hybrid of Santiago and the Spanish word for devil.
This issue of K9News-Revival will cover some of the many transgressions that the Grand Inquisitor has suffered upon the police department. All this has been done at the behest of Mayor Palmer and the marionette horde calling itself City Council.
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Wrong once again Joe
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Once again Joe Santiago has over estimated his importance and placed himself at the center of the universe. In a January 23, Trentonian article ("Santiago slams cop Web site") Santiago went on the offensive by resorting to sophomoric name-calling. In this article, Santiago said, saying, “Everyday, like little kids, they [TPD] close their eyes and wish real hard that I’ll be gone when they open them. I’m still here and I plan to be here a long time.” Such is the arrogance of the little man who heads the police department.
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Sciolist - (Noun)
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One who engages in pretentious display of superficial knowledge. |
Cockalorum - (Noun)
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A little man with an unduly high opinion of himself. |
Maniacal - (Adjective)
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affected with or suggestive of frenzied madness |
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He's many things, but being a civilian is first.
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by C.I. Pucker
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Don’t let the brightly colored cocktails he likes fool you. Joe Santiago is a cross between Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver and Gollum in The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Almost every night Joe faces down bad apples in his wimpified apple version of a Cosmopolitan. But his flamboyant hubris does not stop with his practiced pinky-in-the-air drinking style. His Armani suits, crisp suspenders, trademark pinky-ring and tough talking may might speak “wise-guy” but people familiar with him know he has no wisdom at all.
“He is two of the most interesting people I know,” said Gus a local bartender. “One minute he is calm and delusional and then, Bam!, like a light switch was just thrown he becomes excited and maniacal. He’s like Gollum squared.”
It is because of his rumored frequent personality shifts that many detractors have compared Santiago to Gollum from The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Gollum is the once human character that was transformed by the ring of power into a hideous beast; and whose dual personality performance thrilled audiences.
FULL STORY » [page 2]
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Palmer's Ex-Chief of Staff getting free 24/7 Police Protection
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TRENTON - The K9News-Revival recently learned that the Trenton Police Department has been providing free burglar alarm monitoring for Gwendolyn Long Harris’ home in the western section of the city. Although the city does not provide such monitoring services to it’s residents, Harris’ home has been directly connected to the police department for over three years. Harris served as Chief of Staff for Mayor Doug Palmer until 2002 when Governor Jim McGreevey appointer her Commissioner of the state Department of Human Services.
FULL STORY » [page 5]
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... (Psychopaths are) conscienceless, egocentric, manipulative, cunning and indifferent to societal rules and restrictions, with a compulsive need for excitement.
Learn More » [page 7]
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Self Inquisitor?
TRENTON (AP) - Joe Santiago is known for his quick response when his authority is challenged. However, the director made a move that has left his detractors and boot-lickers alike perplexed. The latest transfer happened this past Monday.
Observers of the incident told K9News-Revival that Santiago was in his office with his door closed when they heard a heated discussion ignite inside his office. “Yelling is not uncommon in there,” one secretary admitted, “But this time I didn’t know who he was yelling at.” |
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Special Victim Unit initiated
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TRENTON – In response to the alarming number of reported thefts in the city, Director Santiago has announced the formation of a special theft squad. The new squad was formed to “Aggressively address the thefts in the city,” Santiago told K9News-Revival.
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Irrelevant Headquarters: An artists rendition of the proposed sculpture to adorn 3rd floor perimeter of HQ
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