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Credo Quia Absurdum Est
NEWS, SATIRE AND COMMENTARY WITH A BITE
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Across
  1. Adjective that completes the term "____ mismanagement" (used by Attorney General to discribe Santiago's management)
  2. The fruit in Santiago's drink.
  3. Slang for a lunatic
  4. What horse fodder becomes.
  5. "Santiago gradutated from the NJSP Academy", is what kind of statement?
  6. Blotch on fabric that does not come out. "He is a ___ on the department."
  7. Udder secretion
  8. "____ lunatic" or "___ Bull" (Deniro film)
  9. Clueless and Lumbering person. (Probably not your first answer)
  10. Affected with or suggestive of frenzied madness. (Past Lexicon word)
  11. Barely capable of success. "He _____ out an existance."
  1. Exhibiting a lack of moral principals. Refusal to follow professional standards. Without integrity.
Down
  1. Bi-polar Sci-fi creature with no redeemable character traits.
  2. Not off
  3. Total value gained by adding. (Number can later be manipulated)
  4. Numeric based reports, presently used to support an illusion
  5. A driving skill that gives Santiago difficulty
  6. Anagram of Vile
  7. Slimey snake-like bottom-feeder
  8. To bring disgrace upon the TPD. To detract from brilliance
  9. Petty Little dictators are known to have an inflated ___. (Opposite of Id)
  10. Prayer Ender.
  11. Worthless imitation passed of as genuine.
  12. Trapping device or situation.

 

 

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Caption/Title Contest

» The rules are simple. Think up a Title or a Caption (Or both) for the photo and send us your entry. If your entry is selected, you will win! Exactly what the prize is we don't know, but your winner will be published in the next issue. (Keep "Captions" under 50 words please)

» Or, if you are really feeling adventurous, you can write a satirical article that is supported by the use of the image. So, try being witty, ironic and/or sarcastic. If your piece is selected, it will be published! (Keep "Satirical articles" under 250 words please)

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Entries should be submitted by June 12, 2004.