K9News-Revival
Credo Quia Absurdum2 Est ²
NEWS, SATIRE AND COMMENTARY WITH A BITE
  Front Page | Page [2] [3] [4] [5] Advertising Supplement  Print Version 

City Council Puppet Collection ®
Distributed by Palmer Puppets, Inc.
These high quality marionettes are perfect gifts for both the experienced puppeteer and the beginners. Made of durable oak and clothed in silk, these puppets will provide hours of fun. Sold Individually ($39.95), by Quorum [4] ($130.95) or by Entire Council [7] ($225.95).

With a little practice, your loved ones will soon be able to control their own Puppet Council.

Inner City Barby Collection ®
Distributed by Trenton Makes, Inc.

[Move your mouse over the blue letters to see more.]

» Junky Barby Comes complete with Pipe & Match. All the other accessories available to support any habit sold separately.

» Streetwalker Barby Comes complete with soiled clothing and streetlamp. Ken Da' Pimp doll sold separately.

» Baglady Barby She's down and out, living on the street. But she still manages her renowned smile. Dream Box sold separately.

» Gang Banger Barby A.K.A Gansta B; Whether she's wearing her crip rag or her blood shirt, 'dis bitch don't play. Comes packin' a 9 with hollow points. Tattoos included.

» Exotic Dancer Barby Barby's attending day classes and paying her tuition by night. Sucker Ken doll sold separately.

National Geographic Magazine ®

Get your loved one a 1 Year subscription to the world's top rated magazine, for just $30.00
That's a savings of over $16 off the cover price!

Order by December 1st, 2004 and get the Swim Suit Issue free as part of your subscription. That's a savings of less than $1.00!

One look at these luscious Lemurs clad in some of the most revealing swim suits in the world, and you will know why the Swim Suit Issue has found a home in the bathrooms of such infamous lady's-men as Joe Santiago, Abe Hemsey and Governor Jim McGreevey.