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Judge Rules for City, Throws   Out   Lawsuit

TRENTON - Superior Court Judge Linda R. Feinberg issued a ruling against a group of Trenton residents seeking an investigation of Police Director Santiago. The group of residents sought to force the city to hire an independent investigator to determine if Police Director Santiago was adhering to the city’s residency rule.
“Before the start of today’s proceedings I was prepared to rule against the city,” Judge Feinberg told the court. “However, in light of today’s testimony I am compelled to find for the city.”
In a surprise move the city’s attorney, Dewey Cheatum, requested that Feinberg hear testimony from an expert witness. “We are certain the court will agree that this witness is beyond reproach,” said Cheatum. Full Story » [page 3]

Mayor set to announce three new key positions
The K9News learned today that Mayor Palmer plans to formally announce the creation of three new positions at city hall. All of the appointees will be working directly for the mayor's office.
According to a press release, "These new positions will not only make the city more efficient, but residents will also think they are safer and better informed as a result of these new positions."
Full Story » [page 4]

OPINION

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LEXICON
  • cavalier - (Adj.)
  • : Showing arrogant or offhand disregard
  • Ignominy - (Noun)
  • : disgraceful or dishonorable conduct, quality, or action
  • Sanctimonious - (Adj.)
  • : hypocritically self-righteous
    Synonyms: egotistical; holy Joe;
    FEATURE

    City Police Hemorrhaging Talent   Under   Santiago

    TRENTON - When Police Director Joseph Santiago arrived in February 2003 he promised many changes to the ways in which the police department operated. Mayor Douglas Palmer described Santiago as “tough as nails” and predicted he would not be popular with many of the old-school officers. Both Palmer and Santiago have repeatedly said that that officers who were unwilling or unable to conform to Santiago’s new standards should consider employment elsewhere and the majority of City Council members publicly echoed these sentiments. Many view this as an attempt to get officers with over 25 years of service to retire, as a means of lowering payroll and allowing an influx of young, Santiago era, officers.
    But can the city really afford to be so cavalier when it comes to their police officers? Since Santiago’s arrival, officers have been leaving the department in droves. In less than two years, 44 officers left the police department while just 17 new officers were hired. More telling than the 27 officer deficit, is which officers have left the department and why. Full Story » [page 2]

    Council knows best, to hell with the people - Council has spoken

    The voice of the people is something that City Council claimed to know well. No matter what neighborhood they went to, the members of council never heard any complaints about crime, the police or Director Santiago. Everyone they spoke to thought the director was performing admirably.
    However, their confidence of knowing the public’s mind changed when a petition, signed by over 2200 residents, was served on the City Clerk. The petition of course called for a referendum vote on the ordinance designed to fire the three Deputy Chiefs. The petition made it abundantly clear to council and the mayor what had to be done. They could not allow a referendum ballot; the risk of losing was too great. The people had to be silenced, and who better than the courts to do so. (As of this writing the referendum issue is on hold, pending the ruling of the courts.)
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    IN THE NEWS

    Trenton   ranked   15th!
    by C.I. Pucker and Staff

    TRENTON – City officials were thrilled to learn that Trenton was chosen as one of the best places to live in a recent poll. The newest ranking comes on the heels of the city appearing on “bad” lists in back-to-back months.
    Last month Maxim, an international men's magazine, ranked Trenton 6th on a list of “America's 10 Darkest Alleys.” Maxim's ranking followed the Morgan Quitno report that names Trenton as the 4th most dangerous small city in America.
    "This is the start of an upswing for Trenton," said Mayor Douglas Palmer. “What makes this so special is that our neighbors supported us; without them, we would have never placed so high on the list."
    Full Story » [page 3]


    Patriot's     Week celebration injures 3
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    Sweeping Transfers Gut City's Vice Unit
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    Are Officers Over- Achieving Ethically?
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    City to Hire 'Police Aides' » [page 6]

    K9News Library Opens
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